1. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" - Groucho Marx
2. "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you" - Rita Mae Brown
3. "No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend" - Groucho Marx
4. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer
5. "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." - Winnie The Pooh
6. "An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." - Jim Hayes
7. "Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer." - Ed Cunningham
8. "A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world." - Lois Wyse
9. "It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." - Marlene Dietrich
10. "A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
11. "I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" - Archie Bunker
12. "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." - Oprah Winfrey
13. "There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool." G. K. Chesterton
14. "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money". - Benjamin Franklin
15. "One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim." - George Carlin
16. "A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling." - Arthur Brisbane
17. "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." - Harry S. Truman
18. "The best time to make friends is before you need them." - Ether Barrymore
19. "We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends." - P. D. James
20. "The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." - Gilbert K. Chesterton
21. "You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job". - Laurence Sterne
22. "The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read." - Abraham Lincoln
23. "The cat could well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." - Doug Larson
24. "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." - Benjamin Franklin
25. "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." - Mark Twain
2. "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you" - Rita Mae Brown
3. "No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend" - Groucho Marx
4. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer
5. "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." - Winnie The Pooh
6. "An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." - Jim Hayes
7. "Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer." - Ed Cunningham
8. "A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world." - Lois Wyse
9. "It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." - Marlene Dietrich
10. "A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
11. "I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" - Archie Bunker
12. "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." - Oprah Winfrey
13. "There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool." G. K. Chesterton
14. "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money". - Benjamin Franklin
15. "One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim." - George Carlin
16. "A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling." - Arthur Brisbane
17. "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." - Harry S. Truman
18. "The best time to make friends is before you need them." - Ether Barrymore
19. "We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends." - P. D. James
20. "The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." - Gilbert K. Chesterton
21. "You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job". - Laurence Sterne
22. "The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read." - Abraham Lincoln
23. "The cat could well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." - Doug Larson
24. "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." - Benjamin Franklin
25. "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." - Mark Twain
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